My 'I Have Cancer Announcement' To The IG/FB World
So, this is Cancer. And yeah, this is me. And, this is me with cancer. I was diagnosed with cancer. I. Have. Cancer. I have cancer. Two weeks ago tomorrow, an hematologist oncologist told me, as I grasped Alan's hand harder than I had in years, that I have cancer. We've known for, well, for years now that my body sucks. It seems to take the, "If it can go wrong, it will," attitude towards life. This, however, well, this we were not expecting. Cancer at barely 42 was a surprise. Even I was shocked by my body's decision to fail me this hard. I mean seriously, body-- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! So here I am. I'm left not knowing what to say. Because how the fuck do you tell people that you have cancer? Distant family, old friends with whom you haven't spoken in years and years... There's NO GOOD WAY. Believe me. I tried ALL the ways. I tried the overly upbeat, I'm totally fine way, that ended up with extended family telling me, "I'm so happy f...
